Things Matty Says

Tommy's Fantasy

• Matty: I just had a dream about you,
• Matty: sort of.
• Tommy: You're like the third person to tell me that in two days.
• Matty: It was you, me, and these two girls from West Chester in my living room
• Matty: and we're laughing and playing this game
• Matty: where we try to stick our fingers in a toaster one of the girls is holding, and we're all getting zapped and having fun
• Matty: and then at some point somebody puts on Slayer in the other room and I start headbanging like a pro
• Matty: until I vomit over everyone.
• Matty: I go, and clean it up, and we play the toaster game again.
• Matty: Until Slayer comes back on.
• Tommy: Do I get vomited on?
• Matty: and it happens again.
• Matty: Yeah, you looked at me and sloshed some off your face and said something.
• Matty: You weren't angry at all.
• Tommy: I doubt I would be.