Things Matty Says

I Did Invite That Bitch

• R: Why didn't you come over last night?
• Matty: Oh,
• Matty: Yeah, lemme see,
• Matty: I'll check my invitation.
• Matty: Mmm, it's not in the texts, maybe it was a missed call.
• Matty: No wait, I picked up all my calls last night.
• Matty: Lemme check my email.
• Matty: Nope, just more dirty pictures you keep sending me,
• Matty: Unless you're holding a sign in one of them that says "come over."
• Matty: Nope, they all just tell me to come somewhere else.