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Always an Activist

  • Matty: I don't want us to share the memories.
  • Matty: That's one step closer to you having rights,
  • Matty: and no women should ever have any rights.
  • Matty: Except for one
  • Matty: ... which is why I named my penis "women's rights,"
  • Matty: 'cause I'm fighting to give it to you